LaZoom Tours

Hop aboard Asheville’s famous big purple comedy bus for one of the city’s most unforgettable experiences.

Hey Asheville: City Comedy Tour: Hop aboard Asheville’s big purple bus for a highly entertaining, mildly educational romp through one of America’s weirdest little mountain towns.

Featuring outrageous tour guides, comedy skits, costume changes, ridiculous characters, and plenty of Asheville history, this 90-minute ride covers downtown, Montford, South Slope, and the River Arts District, from famous landmarks to local gossip, strange history, and the stories Asheville politely leaves out of brochures.

Perfect for people who like to laugh while pretending they’re learning something.

Ages 13+. Mildly educational. Highly entertaining.

Ghosted: Comedy Bus Tour: Hop aboard Asheville’s big purple bus for a spooky, wildly entertaining romp through the stranger side of the city’s history.

Featuring creepy comedy, questionable historical figures, strange local lore, and more ghost stories than any reasonable person should hear in 60 minutes, Ghosted explores Asheville’s weird, sordid, and occasionally haunted past, from unsolved mysteries and scandalous happenings to the spirits that may or may not still be lingering around town.

Perfect for people who like their history a little darker, their comedy a little inappropriate, and their ghost stories served with just the right amount of nonsense.

Ages 17+. Not for the easily offended… or the faint of heart.

Fender Bender: Band & Beer Bus: Join us for Asheville's most unsophisticated brewery tour! The Fender Bender is a rolling good time featuring live music, local breweries, and tons of cold beer.

Part brewery crawl, part live music experience, and part moving party, Fender Bender takes you to a handful of beloved local breweries while a live band keeps the energy high and the good vibes rolling. Along the way, you’ll hear fun facts about Asheville’s legendary beer scene and local beer lore.

Perfect for people who like live music, local beer, and having the most fun you can have on an old school bus.

Ages 21+. 

Lil Boogers: Kids’ Comedy Tour: Hop aboard Asheville’s big purple bus for a wildly entertaining, kid-approved adventure through one of America’s weirdest little mountain towns.

Featuring kid-lovin' tour guides, hilarious comedy, surprise characters, silly skits, and plenty of Asheville fun, Lil Boogers blends local history with just the right amount of nonsense for kids ages 5-12 (and the grownups who secretly enjoy kid jokes too). You’ll see the sights, laugh a lot, and maybe leave knowing a weird Asheville fact or two.

Perfect for families, birthday outings, and kids with big imaginations who like their sightseeing a little sillier.

Ages 5–12 recommended. Ages 3 and under ride free if seated on an adult’s lap.

Tours depart from The LaZoom Room (76 Biltmore Ave.) in downtown Asheville. Beer and wine purchased at The LaZoom Room are welcome onboard.